MIX JOKES

One day, shortly after having her 9th baby,
the good Irish lady ran into her parish
priest. He congratulated her on the new
offspring, then said "But isn't having nine babies a
little much?"
"Well," she said, "I don't know why I get pregnant so often,

it must be something in the air."
"Yes," said the priest, "your legs."

Waiter in the Restaurant

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too cold, then he asked that it be turned down because he was too hot, and so it went for about a half an hour.


Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient. He walked back and forth and never once got angry. Finally, a second customer asked the waiter why he didn't throw out the pest.


"Oh, I don't care," said the waiter with a
smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

 

Y2K PROBLEM

The blonde's boss asked her to report on her department's progress in dealing with the Y2K problem. " I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions," her memo read, "because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me. At any rate, I have finished converting all the months on all my calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following new months: Januark, Februark, Mak and Julk---and the following new daks: Sundak, Mondak,

Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak."

 

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