A NEW COMER FROM SEATTLE
A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day.
She gets up the next day and it's raining.
It also rains the day after that, and the day after that.
She goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and,
out of despair, asks, "Hey, kid, does it ever stop
raining around here?"
The kid says, "How should I know? I'm only 6."
BLIND POLICEMEN
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.
BLIND DATE
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate.
"Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner!"
I'M BLIND !!!
Two blondes were riding a train for the first time. They had brought along a
bag of bananas for lunch.
Just as one bit into her banana, the train entered a tunnel under a mountain.
In the darkness, she asked the other, "Did you take a bite of your banana?"
"No."
"Well, don't. I did and I just went blind."
